The tee-vee is on here at FUTURES Central. One of those insipid "Charmin" toilette paper - s'cuse me - BATH tissue - ads was just on. You know, with the happy Bears who like to rub the roll of fluffy stuff against their face?

THEN It dawned on me:

Q: Why does the ad agency design these commercials so the bears are rubbing it on their face?
A: Because they're rubbing it on their CHEEKS.

Q: Why Bears?
A: Because of the old, classic rhetorical question: "Does a bear crap in the woods?"

2 bonus answers: It's BARELY subliminal, Teddy !

Duh.

Sometimes the Dawn comes quickly - after an especially long, dark night.