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The Antique Sanitary Pad Machine

Here's what I do sometimes:

Yesterday, Alvin (the antiques dealer down the block) bought some fixtures etc. out of a building "going down". In the haul, he had an old "Modess" sanitary pad machine from the women's bathroom. It was old enough to have a 5-digit phone number on the metal logo tag.

I said: "I think I know who will want this."

"THIS machine?"

"Yep. Let me see what I can do tonight. I have PEOPLE I can contact, IF their emails are still good..."

"Okay..........................."

So, I got into my 3.5" floppy disk of "Customer Wants", went to the "Specific, M-Z" file, opened it, scrolled down to, what else? "Menstruation". Here it is (slightly edited to protect the innocent and odd):

"Menstruation/birth control memorabilia, pref. pre-1970, booklets, pads, tampons, boxes, etc. - nothing but m.i.b., no single package, etc. over $100., (see printout of details), Jennie Van Xyzzzz, JEVXyz@xyz, 6-98."

Unfortunately, she no longer has this email, and I told Alvin he was on his own with the sanitary pads. I was a major supplier of mint condition Menstruation Memorabilia for this woman in the 1990's.

Welcome to My World.

Sometimes it gives me cramps.

Ronn.

FUTURES, established in 1990, specializes in the last 100 years of investment level high style furnishings, fine mid range collectibles, and profoundly low class kitsch.