Last night for Mother's Day, I took my Wife to our favorite little diner. Seated in a booth next to the windows, I could see three big, beautiful, shiny black Crows outside in a trash receptacle. They were pulling junk out and tossing it on the sidewalk. The manager of the restaurant went out, the Crows flew off, the manager put the trash back in the can and returned inside. The Crows came back, got in the can again, and tossed the stuff back out...which cracked me up. The manager looked out through the windows, saw it was done again... and I said:

"I can see the Crows hiding behind the can just out of your view. They're giggling and waiting for you..."